Oh? Where I come from, if you see a crapper, you stay the fuck away because there's always an ochre jelly, an assassin with a spear, green slime or, in one terrible and memorable case, a bound earth elemental in there.
For this reason, it's not just the women who go to the bathroom in a group.
nitessine, that just means your games aren't weird enough. Actually, something horrible in the potty is normative beyond belief, whereas something Interesting in the potty (like a secret passage) is something quite different. ;)
"Where I come from, if you see a crapper, you stay the fuck away because there's always an ochre jelly, an assassin with a spear, green slime or, in one terrible and memorable case, a bound earth elemental in there."--nitessine
Good point.
Rather than "if you see a crapper, head on down", what might make more sense is:
If you see a crapper, investigate with extreme caution.
Do a google search for: man hiding porta potty
ReplyDeleteWeird Fantasy indeed. :)
Oh? Where I come from, if you see a crapper, you stay the fuck away because there's always an ochre jelly, an assassin with a spear, green slime or, in one terrible and memorable case, a bound earth elemental in there.
ReplyDeleteFor this reason, it's not just the women who go to the bathroom in a group.
nitessine, that just means your games aren't weird enough. Actually, something horrible in the potty is normative beyond belief, whereas something Interesting in the potty (like a secret passage) is something quite different. ;)
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ReplyDelete"Where I come from, if you see a crapper, you stay the fuck away because there's always an ochre jelly, an assassin with a spear, green slime or, in one terrible and memorable case, a bound earth elemental in there."--nitessine
ReplyDeleteGood point.
Rather than "if you see a crapper, head on down", what might make more sense is:
If you see a crapper, investigate with extreme caution.
Nothing in a weird fantasy game should be investigated without extreme caution.
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