Sunday, May 29, 2011

The True Definition of "Weird Fantasy"

... weird fantasy is when there is a secret passage leading up through the crapper.

This gem pointed out by one of the players of today's game, that notes no matter who's running the game, if you see a crapper, head on down.

6 comments:

  1. Do a google search for: man hiding porta potty

    Weird Fantasy indeed. :)

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  2. Oh? Where I come from, if you see a crapper, you stay the fuck away because there's always an ochre jelly, an assassin with a spear, green slime or, in one terrible and memorable case, a bound earth elemental in there.

    For this reason, it's not just the women who go to the bathroom in a group.

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  3. nitessine, that just means your games aren't weird enough. Actually, something horrible in the potty is normative beyond belief, whereas something Interesting in the potty (like a secret passage) is something quite different. ;)

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  4. "Where I come from, if you see a crapper, you stay the fuck away because there's always an ochre jelly, an assassin with a spear, green slime or, in one terrible and memorable case, a bound earth elemental in there."--nitessine

    Good point.

    Rather than "if you see a crapper, head on down", what might make more sense is:

    If you see a crapper, investigate with extreme caution.

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  5. Nothing in a weird fantasy game should be investigated without extreme caution.

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