Friday, March 27, 2015

FREE SHIPPING Sale on the LotFP Webstore!

We've hit 1000 followers on the LotFP Facebook page, G+, and the G+ Community all in the past 24 hours. So to celebrate...

Coupon code 1000YOUNG at the LotFP Webstore will get you free shipping worldwide as long as Idea from Space, Scenic Dunnsmouth, Qelong, Tower of the Stargazer, Fuck For Satan, Forgive Us, The God that Crawls, The Monolith from beyond Space and Time, or The Doom-Cave of the Crystal-Headed Children are part of the order. You can add other items to your order and still get free shipping as long as the order includes at least one of the listed books. The coupon code will expire MONDAY MARCH 30 2015 10am FINNISH TIME.

(When ordering, the place to enter the coupon code pops up after choosing a shipping method, ALL ORDERS USING THIS CODE WILL BE SENT ECONOMY CLASS.)

I we can move 1000 books in this sale, then I will hire Scott Dorward to do a major project called (tentatively) William Shakespeare's The King in Yellow.

Scott has done stuff for Call of Cthulhu, World War Cthulhu, Trail of Cthulhu, he does the The Good Friends of Elias Jackson podcast, and he does tons of "I wear no mask" and  "We have all laid aside disguise but you" and "when Attract Fish Goes Wrong" posts on G+. He first came to my attention in 2013 when I saw his material in the ToC adventure The Final Revelation, and his bit was the most unfair and vicious thing I'd ever seen in a game book, eclipsing Hite's contribution to Monolith by a fair bit. I've been bugging him to work with me ever since.

However, he needs a hefty advance to put this project, combining two of his great loves - Shakespeare and Chambers - to the top of his priority queue. He's got bills to pay and other offers on the table. My money is tied up in things already in production.

So lets get this done.  Fill out your collection with no shipping costs, make my wife happy by clearing some space out around here, and lets get another big project rolling in the process.

Thanks everyone!

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

"Raggi Promotes Nazis"

So a few days ago, I found out that Varg Vikernes (seriously, read that link before continuing if you don't know who he is) is active in gaming and game-blogging. I posted about that here.

He thinks Basic Fantasy is the best version of D&D and has said he likes OSRIC. He has his own video blog, G+ page, and he even published a role-playing game last year.

The fact that I have dared linked to these things is considered some sort of moral crime in certain corners. Nevermind whether I agree with what's linked or not, merely acknowledging their existence is somehow a bad thing.

I said "Varg is OSR." No moral weight there, just a statement of fact since he's apparently into retro-clones. Because, really, there is no gatekeeping in this hobby. No committee, no approval process. Just be into this sort of game and that's all it takes. That works great for underrepresented demographic groups, nothing stops them from getting involved and showcasing their work and views and being part of the whole thing. But that means people we don't like, that have personal views we despise, are here too.

And boy oh boy did people think that was awful. "Raggi promotes Nazis" became a thing. Some of the usual suspects took great delight in the fact that I was talking about someone known for their racist views and didn't fall all over myself to mention how bad that is. Just talking about what Varg said, without feeling the need to talk about things that Varg wasn't saying, is seen as an endorsement not only of the thing that is being said, but apparently of all the stuff he wasn't just just then too. Because I didn't disavow it all while talking about this other thing that has nothing to do with any of that.

Someone mentioned this over on the RPGSite (in a thread about unreasonable outrage, someone pops in more outrage, good job, chief). They asked me:

"I cannot understand why you would endorse such a person. and please don't tell me it's not an endorsement. can you honestly say that you believe your post won't increase sales for his game?"

My answer:

It's a book. Books are not to be treated as dangerous or forbidden things.

If someone can get something out of it, more power to creator and customer I say.

OH NO! MORE POWER TO THE CREATOR?!?

Seriously. I posted about this last year when I bought a reissue of Emperor's In the Nightside Eclipse. An album that has a convicted murderer and a convicted church-burner performing on it. Read that post here.

The most important thought from that post:

I used to be like that, when I was younger. "Oh no this person did this and said that! We should be more respectable!" and I made myself think it made a difference as far as the music on a disc. It was an immature view, doing nothing to stop creative flawed people from being either creative or flawed, but sure stopped me from enjoying great work.

So if Varg makes a game that somebody enjoys, he deserves whatever benefits are due from that, just like any of us.

But yeah, trusting my readers to have actual morals and philosophies and perspectives that can withstand being shown things without priming them about what I think, trusting them with their own thoughts as they read stuff, that's "promoting a Nazi."

mmhmm.

Take David Hill, frequent troll and infrequent RPG industry doofus, who tweeted this:



Oh look at that, my saying "Varg is OSR" because he owns and likes some OSR games becomes Varg is a "proud" OSR guy, a "big" OSR guy, and he's got an "OSR game" that's sold three whole printings!

Oh no, how horrible those OSR people must be! OUTCAST! OUTCAST!

For fuck's sake. Now somebody you consider undesirable liking something means that thing is itself a bad thing?

Like if Hill found out that he uses the same brand of toothpaste as Varg, would he switch brands for fear of catching racist teeth or something?

And Varg's game isn't OSR. Look at the intro videos on the Myfarog website. It simply isn't. And the "three whole printings" sounds like a big deal until you do your own research and find out that each printing equals 100 books. The threat seems smaller now.

But I'm not shitting all over it so that's an endorsement, yes?

And then there's this shit:


Notice this idiot doesn't actually talk about what's being talked about, doesn't engage in the discussion or even acknowledge the actual discussion on any level, but simply considers the existence of the discussion as "gushing." This is just creating noise and bluster and trolling. "Stirring up controversy" indeed. While also linking the original video that I did, spreading this evil filth himself just as much.

But he's told you what you should think about it as he did it, so it's all OK!

But then all this "Nazi-endorser!" accusations and the resulting hoo-ha led me to say:

Can we please not shit up the post about the racist game designer with a bunch of shit about the people that are actually making gaming worse?

I'm not even being facetious there. He does his own thing, doesn't crap up or crap on anyone else's things, and the reviews he gives are thoughtful and articulate and gimmick-free.

The guy most known for his criminal past and his strange views is doing this whole "being a gamer online" thing a hell of a lot better than most of us.

Because Varg Vikernes isn't hurting gaming. He has no influence, he's not trying to have an influence, on your favorite game or how you play or what you decide to write about gaming on the internet. He's not giving anybody a hard time about how they game or what they write. He's just doing his own thing.

And even if he did have an influence, even if he did a gaming thing that inspired many to follow in his footsteps like Burzum did in metal, that still doesn't mean anything. You can go to an Iron Maiden show or a Napalm Death show and somebody's wearing a Burzum shirt and who gives a fuck and the mail order catalogs are full of shitty one-man-band black metal but that doesn't stop you from getting Blind Guardian in a normal store and enjoying that.

As always, metal shows the way.

Other people are trying like hell to have power over your gaming though and they'll use any means to get that power and they won't let things like dishonesty or hypocrisy or their own bigotry get in their way.

"We can do better" indeed.

***

I had a conversation with Zak about this and I think this bit is useful:

Zak: The main thing is anything you say will be used against you by Jussi Andri and David which may not be a big deal to you but this morning one of my trans twitter pals was like "Ok, so I heard that Raggi guy was promoting a neo-Nazi". So....just know you're feeding the trolls like a peach pie with bacon bits here.

Me: That this heavy metal boogyman that's had this weird legend grow around him the past 20 years isn't all that different from people in the gaming scene is interesting and worth talking about.

And not having that discussion because I'm worried about what those people will make of it means they win.

That shit is tiring though, always playing CYA for the benefit of the people who'd look through your trash for proof you really do like the wrong things.

Everyone always having to assert their moral position talking about everything from Rosemary's Baby to plastic bags. It's white noise for actual communication.

And people will take comments out of context as they like ("Varg has his own OSR game") so it's pointless anyway.

I'm surprised I haven't seen someone trying to say that Patton Oswalt is awful because he was talking about Mein Kampf and acting like it's OK to read it.


***

Yeah, I talk about Varg and what he says without tripping all over myself to condemn him and that's bad, but whisper campaigns, that's all on the up and up.

Fuckers.

***

And let's talk about this "convicted murderer" thing. The image of the ex-con.

I have to tell you, I was a pro-death penalty guy before I moved to Finland. A real "lock 'em up and throw away the key" kind of guy.

But things just work better here as far as crime and punishment. A "life" sentence is just 12 years in Finland (longer over in Norway, although Varg got out in 15 years, and had shorter leaves from prison before that), which does seem insanely short to me for some crimes. It's not a perfect system by any means, but it really does seem the "treat convicts as people to be fixed and put back in society" approach works better than the "let the prison-industrial complex treat convicts like animals and be OK with prison being rough hell and even if they get out their life is forever fucked because they're an ex-con" thing going on in the US. The US, the "land of the free", has the second highest or highest (depending on how you read the statistics) per-capita incarceration rate of any nation on the planet. That's no good.

When I mention that Varg is a convicted murderer, to me that's trivia. I'm not passing judgment anymore, because judgment was already passed by proper and qualified authorities on this matter decades ago. Euronymous' family and friends might very well still be pissed and can't blame them for that, but all anyone else has lost is whatever music Euronymous might have made these past 20+ years. Maybe that's a great loss for the greater world. Maybe not. Varg lost the prime years of his life sitting in cells for not allowing us to find out.

But still, people calling themselves "progressive" stoke that Fox News-style outrage and take a hard-right stance on crime and punishment when it's convenient for them. And that's precious.

***

Varg's view on race? Yes, an ongoing concern, but is it really at all relevant when he talks about Basic Fantasy or any other game that he didn't write?

But maybe you're curious about Varg's game and hey, there's a copy in your local library so you can read it. (libraries around here have RPG stuff, how's your local library?) Maybe it does have racist stuff in there. Maybe not. (I haven't seen it so I cannot say either way.) Even if it does, reading it doesn't transfer racism to you. Maybe you even like parts of the game. Maybe you adapt a die mechanic for your own purposes. Your new purpose isn't racist just because you took a way of rolling dice from a text that has questionable content, for fuck's sake.

You know how people say "It's OK to like problematic things"?

I'm telling you, it is indeed OK to like problematic things, and it's OK to like problematic things without always needing to furrow your brow and act really concerned while you're liking them or when you're talking about them.

And it's certainly OK to talk about something without always needing to act like the fucking Gestapo is watching and judging your moral fitness.

Because if we can't talk about things without worrying about that, then we can't really talk about things at all.

(you can leave comments here)

Monday, March 16, 2015

LotFP Spring 2015 Convention Schedule

GothCon (Göteborg, Sweden): April 3-5

Ropecon (Espoo, Finland): May 15-17

UK Games Expo (Birmingham, UK): May 29-31

NordCon (Hamburg, Germany): June 12-14

LotFP will have sales tables at all these events, selling not only all of our in-print releases, but also copies of the Undercroft zine and the in-print titles from the Lost Pages imprint.

Monday, February 23, 2015

MAGIC ITEM RESULTS

36 items have been accepted:

Antikythera Mechanism
Binty Ball
Bone Puzzle Key
Bracelet of the Hydra
Brittle Calendar
Brush of Fading Light
Cocoon of the Space Spawn
Cornucopia of Flesh
Crystalline Weft
Cube of All Flesh
Dentures
Egg of Etruscia
Eigenbell
Fauchard's Crown of Infamy
Friendly Tea Set
Gemini Scissors
Gun
Invisible Hook
Liguori Torc
Melding Gate
Pistol of Wits
Prodigy Machine
Ragged Painting
Ring of Extrinsic Worth
Saluber Amminiculum
Siphon of Dreams
Skull of Saint Amphibalus
Stone of Xastur
Sweet Wine of the Insect Queen
Tablet of the Parcae
Testicular Sinister of the Monorchid Christ
Three Faces of Truth
Treeheart Shovel
Twinning Glass
Vermincage
Vial of the Truest Scents

If you submitted one of these and have not received my email, you need to let me know, either by email, or on G+, or Facebook, wherever. Not all of you even put your names on your submissions so I can't hunt you down if, say, your email got bounced back to me!

To the hundreds of people who submitted items that aren't on this list, I do apologize for the breach in etiquette but individually writing rejection notices would be a gigantic time sink and I'm not going to do it.

Just because I didn't select it for the Ref book doesn't mean it's bad or ill-thought out, just not what I'm looking for right now. I do encourage you to submit items I didn't accept to the Undercroft Zine, which is an independent LotFP zine that pays for submissions: http://whatwouldconando.blogspot.fi/p/write-for-undercroft.html.

Comments can be left here.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Dear Gnome Stew

Dear Gnome Stew,

I wake up and I log on and my G+ notifications are bombarded with this article. I haven't read any of the other comments people have made about it yet, I just want to let you know before breakfast that this article is ridiculous.

Hey, article author:

1- It's not because MONEY you goof. Maybe once upon a time it was. But this is the age of internet porn, and there is no picture on or in a game book that's going to sell any copies simply because titties. People interested in arousal and wank material have an infinite treasure trove of far more explicit material available to them.

2- For an adult human being to worry what a random stranger in line at a store thinks of them is pathetic. Just pathetic.

Because, incidentally, judging a random other person in line at a store because of what they're buying is completely pathetic and their judgments do not deserve validation.

But Uncle Jim is here to help. I'm assuming you're a straight guy (90% chance to get it right, I like my odds), Mr. Authorman, with this advice. Go to your local "adult" store. Buy some lube, a dildo (or butt plug or anal beads or something of the sort), and a gay porn DVD. Go up to the counter and not only buy these items, but think of a question to ask the cashier so you interact with someone while buying these things. Maybe "Will this lube wash off this butt plug with simple soap and water?" Nothing too complicated. Make an effort to make eye contact when you speak to the cashier, and speak loud enough to be heard clearly.

There shouldn't be any shame in that. Not for anyone. But even if there are some jitters there, once you've had that experience, then any purchase you make in a game store should be no problem no matter how awful the product may be.

3- Author's worried about what his family thinks? Like there's some discomfort discussing the issue with them? Don't tell me the author is broadcasting to the internet his feelings about RPGs and their presentation but he doesn't communicate even this much with his family?

Take these lame-ass emotional "but FAMILY!" appeals out back and chuck them into the dumpster.

4- If a woman wants to dress in a particularly attractive manner, or take a job where they do so, they should be free to do so and everybody should be fine with it. I happen to know for a fact that women blessed with fine genetics and/or who put the time and effort into themselves often like people to notice. Maybe I know this because I don't feel any more uncomfortable talking to them than I do any other people. (unless I'm intending to ask them out on a date, but that's a bit different and not what we're discussing, correct?)

There is something very, very wrong with you if you fear the judgment of strangers for the fact that you are speaking to a woman who isn't dressed as you'd hoped.

5- The examples given in the essay were published OVER TEN YEARS AGO.

(Not to mention of all of Avalanche Press' ridiculous porny covers to choose from, the fairy supplement is the one where it's not particularly out of place; if anything that fairy is overdressed. Are you really calling for sensibly dressed motherfucking fairies?)

Yes, you address that these products are old, but your reasoning just makes you a coward, Mr. Authorman. You want the satisfaction and backpatting that comes from publishing an essay showing your moral "superiority" and sensitivity to "important" issues, but you don't want the bother of actual contact, conversation, debate, or argument with the people making the things you don't like. Convenient.

This aesthetic choice is as valid as any other. You don't like it? Support people doing something else. There isn't a something else out there that you like? MAKE IT. There are no barriers to entry in this field and if you think there is an underserved market out there, go get it and reap the studio apartment (larger with a roommate!) rewards that provides.

Mr. Neagley, get some self-respect. It is absolutely pathetic and uncool for a bunch of aging and/or ugly fucks who can't bother going to the gym to pretend that there is something wrong with physical attractiveness. You're one of these people trying to create this Orwellian "Beauty is Ugliness" mental trap for us and I will have none of it.

I hope LotFP and other publishers with the balls and the ovaries to just create without limits shame you and the people like you right out of the hobby - or better yet dislodge that 10' pole you've managed to get stuck up your ass - so we can get on doing what we do without the prudes, morons, or censors feeling like they matter or have any power whatsoever to influence us.

Keep fiction and fantasy reckless, and if at all possible, dangerous.

(Comments may be left here.)

PS. No shit, I bought these albums yesterday down at the local record store and the person that pulled my order was a young blonde girl and it was so uncomfortable that while she recorded my order as fulfilled in their system, we and the other cashier there had a laugh about some guy that tried shoplifting records earlier in the day.



Sunday, January 25, 2015

Dissection of a Rejected Magic Item

Still doing the Magic Item Open Call for the Ref book.

Some people have requested more about what I consider a "good" or "bad" (well, "unsuitable", really) magic item. Because theoretically the magic items should be quite varied, posting a good item or two isn't going to be helpful because I'd say "Like that, but different enough to not remind me of it!" (plus I'm worried it would end up being the best of the bunch which would mean when people got the book it'd be all downhill from there...)

But throwing up a bad item to be taken apart has its own issues. There's the not-insignificant chance that people will really like it and I'll just look like a dick for saying "mmm, nope." Also, who the hell is going to appreciate me taking their rejected entry and basically using it as a punching bag publicly?

Zzarchov Kowolski!

"This item is really based on LotFP alignment and levels, so I probably won't ever use it for anything if not LotFP so I don't mind it being used as a teaching cadaver."

So, here's Zzarchov's item, cut and pasted from his original email:

Mace of Pazuzu
This item is a metal rod and four serrated flanges, crafted from a shiny grey metal with a sickly purple shine in the dim light. The flanges are covered in intricately flowing geometric designs with inlaid copper. It has no grips and suffers a -1 to hit in combat due to the lack, though with some tar and leather this could be fixed.
It has been used as a weapon for some time by a number of cultist nuts and petty warlords from central Asian villages. While you can kill someone with it, it is somewhat similar to swinging an expensive camera around by its strap and smashing it into someone's nose.  This is a key to an ancient vault belonging to beings from parallel dimensions to our own,  natively sharing only our dimension of height and treating time as width.
The item is warm to the touch and emits low levels of harmful radiation, secretly causing cancer after being held for two hours times the wielder's constitution score. The cancer will be fatal in 5 years.  Every additional 2 hours x con score, more tumors form and the time until death is halved. Anyone who suffers broken skin from the mace has a % chance of developing cancer equal to the amount of damage they received from the blow (with a 5 year death frame the first time, and halving each additional time).
This is not its power.  It can unlock a door that exists in multiple places at once.  Any magic-user casting detect magic while holding the key will be able to sense a door within a few yards and seconds away.  If the key is moved to that location it will unlock a vault of knowledge gaining everyone with a chaotic alignment within about 1200 miles a d4 levels.  Any neutral individual in range will lose the need to sleep and will be unable to feel empathy (becoming sociopaths).  Any lawful beings will disappear for the d4 result years before re-appearing in their relative position to the planet (having experienced no time loss).  The individual who opened the door will lose the result of the d4 x their level from their hit point total.  If they are reduced to zero hit points or below their mind is obliterated.
Or you could just beat a werewolf to death with it and then wonder why your hair and teeth keep falling out.  Your choice.

My response (probably a bit rushed because I'm trying to get through these and I still haven't responded to over 50 entries):
Problem with this item is it's very easy to predict how it will effect play. Pretty much nothing PCs do will make any difference, their interaction with it was determined when they chose their alignment.
I think something a bit more interactive would be better.

I'm getting a lot of items like this. "There's this thing which if it's activated STUFF HAPPENS!" With some of the items, the stuff that happens is rather boring, and with some of the items, the stuff is not boring, but still "STUFF HAPPENS."

The first problem here is that the item's arc in play is completely predictable. A Referee introducing this item in play must absolutely be OK with the big effect the item has, and expect it in the campaign, because it really doesn't do anything else. (I'm ignoring the cancer effect in this explanation, because it's a simple "trap" and effects which happen over years are unlikely to really impact actual play.)

So the mystery, the anticipation, on the Referee's end is just down to a binary outcome: Activated? Or Not?

If players find out what this item is and how it works, they too have had all the mystery wiped away and it's all down to Activate? Or Not?

There's no real interactivity. There's at most two steps. "Do the players find out what this thing is?" and "Do they activate it?"

The item needs to retain a sense of mystery and unpredictability. Referees deciding to place one of these items in their campaign should not have a good handle on its impact. From the Referee's standpoint, even knowing every word of the item's description, there should be no way to anticipate what will happen when an item is in play.

This item? Everything that happens is effectively pre-ordained. Once the "door" is opened, the effects are set and uniform based on decisions made at character creation. The only question is whether the user dies or not.

The second problem here is the question... is the effect fun and exciting enough that a Referee wants these effects to trigger? The ideal is an item that inspires the Referee to introduce the item just to see what happens! I know I'm in danger of losing my "authority" by asking this question, but does anyone reading this want to subject their campaign to this effect? A 1200 mile radius is HUGE. HUGE. This is effectively throwing your existing campaign out and having a whole new setting. Sometimes you want to skate on that dangerous edge, but sometimes you don't.

Anyone here want every inhabitant in their setting for over a thousand miles in every direction either hopped up on power, or becoming Patrick Bateman?

So, yeah, didn't accept this one.

(There was recent discussion about NSFW, and I just want to say that in my mind, Woolcott completing her ritual results ultimately in OUR REAL WORLD. Sure, it's not happening very quickly, but an entity like the Progenitor isn't going to quibble over years vs. centuries. No great upheaval necessary if that's the way you want to play it.

There's the great freeze caused by the Cerulean Slime, but that's a different issue - you have to go through a fair amount of effort for pretty much no reason to achieve that sort of issue, plus it takes long enough that something could be done.)

Now items appearing in adventures by myself and others will reflect principles contrary to what I'm asking for the Ref book, but I think there is a difference between an item that's presented in the context of a greater adventure and an item presented as a stand-alone representation of what LotFP items can be.


(comments can be left here)

Monday, January 19, 2015

Call for LotFP Magic Items [PAYING WRITING WORK!]

I'm looking for submissions for magic items to be used in the LotFP Ref book and to get the best variety of items I'm doing this open-call style. If your submission is accepted, you will be paid.

For our present purposes, LotFP magic items:


  • Are utterly unique: Only one of the item exists.
  • Are not anything intentionally created for a practical purpose. These are generally "alien" items that have fallen through dimensional wormholes and have strange properties on Earth, or are items that have soaked in magical energy quite accidentally or are the work of a complete lunatic.
  • Are dangerous or unreliable to use or perhaps even to possess.
  • Do not do replicate or reference existing spells, nor reference already-known monsters, demi-humans, or clerics or deities.
  • Are visually Interesting (each item will get an illustration by Aeron Alfrey).
  • Do not exist on a meta-game level simply to give characters power or make adventuring easier.
  • Are not items which give combat modifiers.
  • Contain left-turn, chaotic surprises that prevent a Referee from confidently predicting the item's impact on a campaign. (new bullet point!)

Items which have appeared in print or on the internet will not be accepted - they must be original work that will appear for the first time in the Ref book. Submissions must be your own original work.

Remember that LotFP leans towards horror and many LotFP campaigns feature settings where the average person has never encountered real magic and have no real reason to expect to, and items which recognize (or at least do not contradict) these things are more likely to be chosen.

Some good examples of LotFP-style items can be found in the LotFP adventures The God that Crawls (especially the Chariot of Unreality) and Tales of the Scarecrow (I can get PDF copies of these to you at no charge if you have professional RPG credits to your name). Things that would fit in Grant Morrison's run of Doom Patrol, early Clive Barker, Bizarro fiction, and that sort of thing will be more likely to be chosen.

We want to blow minds here, presenting things to people they not only would never have thought of on their own, but would never believe that anyone could think of them. Leave people wondering what the hell the items would do to their game if they dared introduce them. (an example of a magic item made for the book and the process it went through from start to finish is here)

No upper word limit, but the item and description should have some meat and substance to it.

Accepted submissions will be paid 25€ each (almost 500 words if we go by current per-word rates from the top companies in this industry), plus one copy of the book (one per contributor). LotFP will retain exclusive publication rights for two years from time of payment, after which we retain the rights to print and reprint in the LotFP Ref book (and only the LotFP Ref book) but aside from that caveat rights revert back to you. Unaccepted submissions get nothing, but you're then free to use the item in your own work or post the thing online.

Submissions must be in by February 15. Payments will be made for chosen items by February 28 but you will need to invoice me for the fee before I pay it.

I want 50 items for the book, but I'll for less than 50 if submissions aren't good enough. If there are more than 50 great submissions, I'll see what I can do to take more.

Questions to lotfp@lotfp.com, submissions to lotfp@lotfp.com with the subject line MAGIC ITEM.

ONE ITEM PER EMAIL PLEASE. If you have more than one item to send, send them each in a separate email. If you re-do or revise an item, send the entire text in a new email, not just the changes.

(you can discuss this post and the open call and everything related here)

Friday, January 2, 2015

You Want A Red & Pleasant Land? Don't Wait Too Long...!

In the first 30 days its been available, LotFP has sold over 1100 copies of A Red & Pleasant Land. 20 copies already in 2015.

We have 789 copies remaining that are available for direct sale. Remember that when we hit conventions (GothCon, NordCon, RopeCon, and the UK Games Expo happen the first half of the year) that number can dip by 20-30 at once if demand keeps up (and I will hold some copies back for those conventions if supplies get too low).

988 additional copies are on the slow boat heading for retail distribution and they'll start hitting stores probably in early/mid-March. Do you have a store near you? Do they carry LotFP stuff? Enough copies that some other idiot from your town isn't going to grab it from the shelf first? hmmmm?

And as much as this will annoy Zak to hear it, when we run out we won't reprint right away, whether it takes 4 months or 4 years to sell through. I'll let demand bubble and burble for a year or two while releasing all the brand new works to blow the gaming world's mind. And the second edition isn't going to have the cloth covers or embossing, either.

There are certainly enough copies that you don't have to worry about them running out tomorrow. The day after tomorrow though? You may have to do some serious hunting.

So get it while you can.


Wednesday, December 24, 2014

LotFP Webstore Postage Rates Increase December 29

Rates go up on the 29th. That 10€ cap on economy shipping costs? Going bye-bye.

Get your orders in by the 28th if you want to take advantage of the current rates.

LotFP Webstore

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

"When Did My Order Ship?"

Every order as of this afternoon has shipped, and new orders will ship out within 48 hours now.

Anyway, we've had over 1100 orders since the December 3 product launch, with 634 of them coming in the first 24 hours. We've sold over 900 Red & Pleasant Lands. I mean, I knew I'd be packing a lot of the NSFW books for backers, but that's just a book in a padded envelope, easy peasy, and even Vornheim took 6 months to sell 900 copies. I simply wasn't prepared for this level of interest.

Processing the orders and then packing them up took forever. You can see when your order shipped by searching for your order number in this post.

I ask for understanding, because we had product shortages (had to grab more stock from storage), shipping supply shortages ("we can deliver January 8!" "ah crap, hope Staples has a good substitute..."),  sanity shortages ("I can't stand all these complicated orders anymore, so for the rest of the afternoon I'm just packing orders with book x and nothing else!"), 'brilliant' ideas ("if I organize things this way, it'll all go much faster! Wait, that didn't work... but this will!"), and all the domestic stress that happens when you turn the entire apartment into a warehouse. So no, the orders weren't processed in the order they were received.

Also, there is no chance I packed over 1150 orders in two weeks' time without error. If I screwed up your order, just let me know and I'll fix it. There are also emails still sitting in my inbox, and I'll be getting to those shortly.

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6701, 6407, 6841, I can't ship your orders until you answer the email I sent.