Jeff Rients put it together. And he put that togethered thing here.
I'm a bit concerned about risking LotFP's good name by associating it with such a profanity-laced document, but hopefully damage control won't be too difficult.
I'm a bit concerned about risking LotFP's good name by associating it with such a profanity-laced document, but hopefully damage control won't be too difficult.
I snorted tea down my nose.
ReplyDeleteBest character creation summary ever.
ReplyDeleteI'd play that character!
ReplyDeleteJeff is awesome. Only he could make one of those!
ReplyDeleteIf I could ever convince my players to use those gender and sexual orientation tables during character creation I would be one happy referee.
ReplyDeleteZardoz Mask... classic.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that is good, I don't think I have ever been forced to make a character before, best character creation supplement ever.
ReplyDeleteSo, I rolled up a sample character, brown viking dude, and BAM: 00. ALL YOUR ORIFICE ARE BELONG TO US.
ReplyDeleteI love it, in a strictly my-brother's-skull sort of way (long story). That doc deserves some sort of award... like a creepy, glowing, human-headed octopus-baby trophy or something.
ReplyDeleteJust ran a game of Carcosa and when I gave my players the choice of creating characters with LotFP: Weird Fantasy Role-Playing rules and What Went Wrong, they all chose the latter.
ReplyDeleteMy personal favorite was probably the Purple woman who could see infrared, but not purple. Thusly meaning that her formative years were spent thinking everyone, including herself, was invisible.
Awesome stuff, as always.
S.P., you just made my day.
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant. It reminds me of Gamma World, only more eviler than Skeletor.
ReplyDeleteThis just made me order Carcosa.
ReplyDeleteGranted, it's been on my want list since before publication, but this inspired me to go sell a few pints of blood so my poor ass can afford it.