... anyone know of a good RPG VIP I can have an internet pillow fight with on March 31?
What are you looking at me like that for?
It was an excellent traffic driver last time, darn it.
*brainstorming for controversy*
"My game's dad can beat up you game's dad!"
"The Grindhouse Edition was an inside job!"
"Jenny McCarthy says LotFP causes autism!"
"The Grindhouse Edition did not have sex with that woman."
"My game's cock is bigger than your game's cock!"
"I hate remakes. Grindhouse Edition changed too much. It's raping my childhood. Everyone knows LotFP really shot first!"
"The OSR is better than the TSA!"
"This loose confederation of independent operators is better than a company that's been out of business for many years!"
"The Grindhouse Edition has WMDs!"
"LotFP should not be extradited back to the US; that was a long time ago and all the involved parties just want to move on with their lives."
"The Grindhouse Edition is against health care legislation!"
"The Grindhouse Edition, while horrible, has been exaggerated over the years."
"LotFP is Less Filling."
"The US Civil War was not about the Grindhouse Edition!"
"LotFP is justified in releasing all these documents because it's in the public interest."
"Why can't LotFP just show its birth certificate and put an end to all the speculation then?"
"Richard Dawkins says there is no LotFP, and he would know."
"LotFP is qualified for the job because it can see Russia from here."
"Victoria Jackson is disgusted at how the Grindhouse Edition shoves the LotFP agenda in everyone's faces."
"The Grindhouse Edition is a Jewish conspiracy!"
"LotFP wonders why they can't just all go back where they came from."
"Read my lips: No New Edition!"
"Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in shooting LotFP."
Crap. I got nuthin'. It's going to have to work on merit this time, isn't it?