I most sincerely apologize to all of you out there searching the internet, now-wilting cock in hand, looking for naked elves.
You're here because this guy had the idea of taking advantage of the fact that posts named, or containing, "hot elf chicks" draws a lot of hits from search engines, and that we could use this to promote our little warped community of old-school tabletop RPGs.
Did it work? Are you excited that instead of wank material you're getting nerdly proselytizing?
And what the hell are you wanting to wank to elves for? Fuckin' pervert.