I haven't done one of these for awhile... but for today's game we dug down into the deepest depths of oldschool lore and came back with...
RATS ON A STICK.
Complete with raisin noses and pumpkin seed ears. And soy bodies for the non-meat eaters in my group.
Bask in my awesomeness. But not for too long, else I'll have to charge you for it.
... served with a side dish of skewered chocolate-bathed pears, carrots, tea, coffee, and various other snackies.
"Why do I bother eating before I come here?" is a lament not unheard in these parts.
RATS ON A STICK.
Complete with raisin noses and pumpkin seed ears. And soy bodies for the non-meat eaters in my group.
Bask in my awesomeness. But not for too long, else I'll have to charge you for it.
... served with a side dish of skewered chocolate-bathed pears, carrots, tea, coffee, and various other snackies.
"Why do I bother eating before I come here?" is a lament not unheard in these parts.
Best rat I've ever tasted. :)
ReplyDeleteThat does go back a ways ...
ReplyDeleteMan, do I love a good rat-on-a-stick! And your imitation looks good too!
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